Things you can do when you're home sick....

• call the substitute teacher line and know that there is noone assigned to your class... wonder what tomorrow will be like when all the routines you've been working on for the past 6 months go out the window *POuF*
• eat a banana
• drink some juice
• take drugs
• watch daytime t.v. using rabbit ears that only come out when you're (a) sick or (b) the olympics are on
• start reading chapter one of "Too Much, Too Late" for the 4th time over - because you keep falling asleep
  
• contemplate doing work and decide against it
• read the free weekly newspaper
• plan a pretend holiday in which money/time are of no consequence
• call friends you never get to talk to
• try to go for a walk but cut it short for fear of fainting in the gutter and never getting out
• contemplate asking neighbours over for tea?
• wish life were like a t.v. show and somebody would come bearing soup and videos
• ...............