Not just making small talk here, folks

It's -28 degrees and -38 with the wind chill. If you don't know what that feels like, lucky you. Anyway, because of the cold, I have been craving some hearty Italian meal and my slippers, followed by a hot chocolate and possibly fresh baking of some sort. We'll see where the night takes us, but eventually, it will take me to my warm, down-filled bed and sweet dreams filled with beaches and bikinis. Aaaaaahhhhh.